Reasons why you should be my friend:
There are many obvious reasons why you should be my friend (ridiculously good-looking, IQ of 1000+) but there are also ones that aren't so easy to discern. They include:
- I am a good conversationalist and, unless I'm super busy, I can hold a conversation pretty well with anyone.
- I will send u the most outrageous gifs you've ever seen.
- I can sing the fast part in Sweet Escape
- Exclusive insider access to pics of Caravaggio
- I want to know about you!!!
Reasons why you should NOT be my friend:
Though I am such a WONDERFUL and LOVELY person that just gets along with absolutely ~everybody~ she ever meets, there are maybe a couple of things that would make us not get along.
- We have differing political takes and you're unwilling to engage in discussion. (More of a problem if ur conservative)
- You're a columbiner (yuck... grow up)
- You knew me in high school (sorry you had to see that)
- You like dogs more than cats (though I am open to discussion !!!)
